Shameless Plug !
Published by Sujay on Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 3:25 AMMONTHLY MILESTONES OF AN IT - GUY
| Heading | First Week | Second Week | Third Week | Fourth Week |
| a) Bank Balance | 20000 | 2000 | 200 | 20 |
| b) Conveyance | Auto ("I can afford it") | Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!") | Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport") | Walk ("Good for health") |
| c) Girl Friends | Eena, Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love") | Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends") | Tina ("I am loyal to her") | "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!" |
| d) Mobile Maintenance | Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for") | Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines") | Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only") | Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me") |
| e) Boozing | "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out! | "Man, there is nothing in Goa. Let's go to Mysore." | "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?" | "Drinking is injurious to health." |
MONTHLY MILESTONES OF AN IT - GIRL
| Heading | First Week | Second Week | Third Week | Fourth Week |
| a) Bank Balance | 20000 | 20000 | 20000 | 20000 |
| b) Conveyance | A uto ("after all my boy friend pays for it") | Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it") | Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it") | Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it") |
| c) Boy Friends | Rahul, abhinav, saleem, Peter | Sachin, sumeet, vinay | Abhijeet, Ram, christopher... | Arun, Saketh, vimal. |
| d) Mobile Maintenance | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) |
| e) Boozing | "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out! | "Come, let's go to Kulu and freak out! | "Come, let's go to Shimla and freak out! | "Come, let's go to Darjeeling and freak out! |
Nopes, its not a fwd post.. Reason behind the post is..long long ago..say arnd the time I joinedthe software indusrty, I got the same fwd sans the 'Monthly Milestones of an IT gal'.. That triggered the small(very little actually) male chauvinistic attribute in me and LO! the mailing world saw the genises of remaning part, the 'Monthly Milestones of an IT gal' table and I duly sent it back to the gal who sent it to me..
This also went as fwds and have reached my mailbox more a couple of times... even after more than 2 yrs...
hehehe.. I too have created a fwd.. This jubiliation is coz I used to wonder wher on earth do ppl generate such stupid fwds.. Now the realisation !! Fwds are neither created nor destroyed, they move from one mailbox to another.
Now the fwd looks awfully silly !!! LOL!
U almost screamed in ur mail to me. Like archmides ran Screaming "Eureka! Eureka!!"
Oh BTW I have the mail in my PST..
*highly offended gal says..* "'tis not true either"..
lolz. we use our hard earned money on..um us. u guys decide to use it on gals. its all about choices man!