Masked !

converstation b/w me and my friend over the fone long time back..

he : did u get a fwd reg the incident happened in Madivala mosque ??
me : nopes, temme!
he : they found a dead rat in the biriyani they served !
me : oops, then wht happened?
he : they closed down Mosque! (sic)
me : OMG ! is the situation normal thr in madivala ?
he : ya..
me : Do they serve Biriyani thr?
he : obviously.. y not?
me (thinking): Oh! Annathaanam perhaps, on fridays !
me : no protests against the closing down
he : no,I guess, but they will re-open after sometime..
me : ya..

we switched on to other topics...
but I was suprised by the news ..

- dead rat found in biriyani served in Mosque..
- Mosque closed down..
- no protests

I dint give much a thot and only after a week, I received the fwd my friend was talking abt and I was ROTFLAO...

the madivala mosque my friend was talking abt was actually 'Madivala MAS' a restaurant in Madivala..

MAS phonetically sounded MOSQUE to my dear hearing organ !


ps: 'Madivala Mosque' is a famous landmark/bus stop in these parts..

Manga..

People magazine selected Michael Manga as the one of the sexiest man alive...
General-a peru style-a irukum but paaka manga maathiri irupaanga..
intha aalu paaka style-a irukaan but paeru 'Maanga'-nu vechurukaan.. weird !

its on the way...



yep, its mine now and on the way from Singapore... :)

surprisingly ICICI

I have been using ICICI credit cards for almost 2 years.. used CC for almost all purchases ranging from getting a single Dosa@The Forum to a SONY WEGA for home.. No issues until last month I forgot to pay the dues..

This month's statement had a Late payment fees of 300 bucks and a service tax of 30 INR.. all for an outstanding amt of Rs.700.. I jus shot one mail to the a/c manager saying I have been a prompt payer of CC dues blah..blah., I want the late payment fees reverted back and next day it got reversed !!! :) :)

But next day's statement when viewed online, they had charged me an interest of 250 bucks for the late payment and for all the purchases after that... weird !!! One more mail to the manager and this too got reversed back !!! :)

After reading abt a lota credit card blues, I was quite surprised to see such 'customer care' from ICICI guyz.. All done with jus 2 mails.. cool !! Things do work properly !

Mariamman..

Therez a small temple near my house in cbe called 'Black' Mariamman temple..well, thats what ppl call that temple.. me used to wonder y such name tho' all Mariamman idols in most of the temple are black in color..r was it the anglicised version of 'karu'Mariyamman ?? (thx Arun ;) )

Then when inquired, it turned out to be 'Plague' Mariamman temple... Thanks to eloquent Tanglish speaking ability of the ppl, Plague became Black...

Seems that Plague erupted across South India in 1898 and the epidemic took a heavy toll. People believed that pleasing Goddess Mariamma would eradicate Plague and built Mariamman temples in lots of places including, suprisingly, Bangalore,(Source : Wikipedia) But the name 'Plague Mariamman' sounds otherwise.. :)

ps: Therz a Mariamman temple in Bangkok.

Hotel taglines

U can see these in lot of places in Blore..(apart 4m traffic jams and 'under construction' flyovers)

"Family bar" and restaurant.
Andhra Style Multicuisine restaurant.

Connect ...

Q : Connect Telugu movie 'Gaayam' and Tamil movie 'Thiruda Thiruda' ??
A : Gaayam - Direction by RGV, screenplay by Mani Ratnam
Thiruda Thiruda - vice versa

A PJ

Q: Name SJ Suryah's sports goods company ? ( in case he starts one)
A : Sleazenger !

Happy B'day Thalaivar..





Wishing our Super-star a very happy birthday !!!

















whats common between Yuvi and Thalaivar???
b'day, of course..

okie, for Yuvi :
Happy b'day dude !

6..

Saw 6(Aaru) yday... 2nd half was okie-dokie except for trisha's presence and in the 1st half, 6 was a perfect 7.5 (ezharai)..
(two liner reviews is enuf for the movie)

vikatan gives 'Thavamaai thavam irundu' a 53/100... so a must watch for the next weekend !

My precious..

It was love at first sight. I still remember the minute I saw her, a fine breezy morning of Jan 31st, 2004 in Chennai, not the romantic of cities, but still, the aura she spread made me think so. She was introduced to me by my cousin n I was just bowled over in the first meeting. We struck a chord immediately.

She has been with me ever since, thru the ups and downs of my life hearing all my cribs, laughter.. running thru all my emotions. Not many my friends knew that I was this close with her.

She was a model had excellent features, amazing curves. I jus loved her more than anything in the world. Moreover, she wasnt possessive, allowed me to flirt with her other-model friends. I used to do it shamelessly right under her nose. :)

Every day she wakes me up promptly no matter how crude my fingering was, the previous night ;) She has a amazing voice and jus before sleeping I used to make her sing my fav numbers and she did without any second thought. She always urges me to keep in tuch with my friends and help me call them often remembering the no.s of every single friend I have. I was really proud to have her.

For almost 2 years, we dint have any problems and the all of sudden over the weekend she broke. I persuaded her to be her ownself but she refused.. I have no idea !! I am lost, I feel disconnected from the world. I feel so alone..I want to talk to her... I cannot live without her, I cannot live without my cell..Nokia 6100, my precious !

ps: I have given the fone for servicing and hope to get it back soon in proper state... n so 98453 93467 wont be active for a few days.. contact me thru mail.

Update : I got 'my precious' repaired and working fine ! 650 bucks down the drain ..

Ingeniously developed...er..joke !

How wud an eunuch likely to start a conversation ???

Ans : Gender-Ali speaking, ...

ps : plzzzz, no offences meant !

Adsenseless...

With some benign intention of making some cool money thru google ads, I signed up for google adsense for this page.. okie, money isnt the only criteria, I had quite a few reasons like, the left column of the page is empty, 2 know abt adsense etc.. and atleast this wud urge me to blog more and get a bit of page hits..

Then came a reply saying they wud resort back in a few days after reviewing.. if this page conforms with their ..blah..blah.. After a few days, I got a reget mail saying that this page will not be allowed to host google ads. Reason stated : "My blog is in primarly in a language that is not supported by google ".. Oh my gosh.. I jus had one post in thamizh.. what happened to google's niche in dealing in intricate details???


Also, why isnt Thamizh supported by google (herez the
list of supported languages ) .. classical language, 5000 yrs old !! Is Ramadoss listening ???!!!


 

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